This is purely for bragging rights:

Plum jam on a weeknight. Yes, the apple pectin is homemade, since you ask.

concord grapes *must* have a lot of umami

the odor that the concord grape produces while in the superheated grasp of the reproductive urge creates an almost palpable miasma - musky and and densely sweet.

Caturday Scheduled Programming

Hello, Lunch!

Katurdayklok

Do anyting for catklok
Do anything for catklok
Do anything for catklok
Do anything for catklok

I'll teach you who poop

catklok catklok catklok!


Pipgar Pipgelf fell out of a tree



Nibbles Wartooth ate a bumble bee


Bobby Murderface Murderface Murderface


Luckles doodly doo doodly doo ding dong diddly doodly doo




PigBear Explosion



With apologies to Dethklok
& thanks to stoops for his brutal assistance writing this post.

Last jar

Guess it's time for another batch. Marmalade is so easy to make that I usually tend to overdo it and make enough to last three years, but this time I got it right.

Reading

Just finished Radio Days by Garrison Keillor and I find myself full of reluctant admiration for the man. He strikes me as a pompous phony who condescends unpleasantly to his characters, but he can certainly turn a phrase.

so wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully pretty!

you know that I'd do anything for you ...